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Greatest song ever
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| John Beckwith: Are you going to give a toast? Claire Cleary: Yes. John Beckwith: Nervous? Claire Cleary: A little bit, but I think this is good. John Beckwith: You keep it in your cleavage. Claire Cleary: Nowhere else to put it. John Beckwith: "I never thought my sister would meet someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did until I met Craig?" Claire Cleary: Yes, it's funny. It's funny because it's true. John Beckwith: I know, but the funny because it's true bit only works if the truth is a very small thing like "everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha ha ha". Honestly, I think you're better off going for something from the heart. Claire Cleary: I think people are going to love this. John Beckwith: I think you're going to hear crickets. Claire Cleary: No. John Beckwith: Sounds of silence. Claire Cleary: Uh uh. John Beckwith: Ok, meet me at the back of the room, I'll be the guy waiting to say I told you so.
John Beckwith: Hey, listen. What angle are you going to play here? Jeremy Grey: I am going to go with the balloon animal display. For the kids. And then when she comes near, guess who is the broken man, haunted past? How about you? John Beckwith: I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Oh, and I might be a charter member of Oprah's book club. Jeremy Grey: It's all deadly.
Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you! Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. Janice: Okay... Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.
Jeremy Grey: Okay, what's our back story? John Beckwith: We're brothers from New Hampshire. We're venture capitalists. Jeremy Grey: I'm sick of that. Let's be from Vermont. And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate. John Beckwith: Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup. Jeremy Grey: I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?
Kathleen Cleary: Oh, you been playing "Cat and Mouse" with me ever since you came. John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary... Kathleen Cleary: Call me Kat. John Beckwith: Okay, Kat. Kathleen Cleary: Call me "Kitty Kat". [hisses] John Beckwith: Okay, Kitty Kat, this feels "borderline" inappropriate.
haha. this movie is hilarious
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